16 June 2013

BOB and JIM!!!

BOB and JIM  
 

Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
Jim: "You mean about the setting up of Seal Team 6?"
Bob: "No, the other one.
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one”
Jim: “The State Dept. interfering with an IG investigation on dept. sexual misconduct?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper, Rice & Holder all lying to Congress?
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim"The one about Obama secretively telling the Russian President that he'll have more flexibility after the election?"
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: "The one about the White House intentionally releasing a completely fraudulent birth certificate?"

Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: "The one about the President of the United States bowing to a despotic Saudi Arabian monarch?
Bob: “No, the other one.”Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean the one about 65 million uninformed ignorant liberal voters sticking us with the most corrupt and destructive administration in American history...AGAIN?!?”
Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!!!

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