Listen up Ya 'all true stuff

Remember the old adage,?
"Had I known I would live this long, I would have taken better care of myself"
No $hit Sherlock, is a very real fact in my life today. Spent about 60 years riding hard and putting myself away wet. News flash people, the piper demands a stiff tribute for this Tom Foolery. The piper is a stern creditor and exacts his pound of flesh without mercy. Read on and make up your own mind.
Had a pain in my side like a sore muscle. Turned out to be a pulmonary embolism. Assuredly you DO NOT want one of these babies. Eat healthy, exercise, get rest and consider an aspirin a day. The after care is almost as bad. A diet of rat poison and other medicines have kept me back & forth for 3 weeks after discharge.
It will be at least 6 months before my life gets back to any semblance of normal.